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Well then: I find it hilarious that fandom likes to ship Raiden with other...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:17:00 -0400

Well then: I find it hilarious that fandom likes to ship Raiden with other...:

I find it hilarious that fandom likes to ship Raiden with other members of the MGR cast…………………but…..

Raiden himself is THE MGR SHIPPER

He’s constantly interested in other people’s relationships, nosing about who’s interested in who, and proffering unsolicited irrelevant relationship advice.

…

I’M AT WORK BUT IF I WASN’T I WOULD USE THAT REACTION GIF.

ILLY.JPEG

OHMYGOD ILLY

Raiden ships at the drop of a dime. That must be really difficult as a military cyborg, since so many people you run into on the battlefield and in between usually end up dead. It’s like he had a ship in mind for Bladewolf, and that’s why he picked up the AI..

I have to cut through George? I CANT LET HIM DIE, I KNOW WHO TO HOOK HIM UP WITH. Oh look, here’s a handy way to save him- THIS SHIP IS STILL SAILING.

The Winds must have been a pain for shipping. They all kept dying. Even Sam. And SamxWolfy was his last pairing idea..

@ Illy

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:51:50 -0400

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

Read More

I saw your RP blog. I’d play with you…but RP baffles me utterly….. I’d be interested in reading your stuff….. I try to write things occassionally….. they are but feeble scrawlings.

IDK…. my wordmastery is not good enough to do anything besides speculate.

I’ve read a few of your prompts, actually. I thought they were really good! You have a distinct writing style. I like the attention to detail. If I remember that first one correctly, it’s the one where Monsoon grabbed Sam’s coat, and I laughed because Sam didn’t have any money.

I typically hate everything I write, but I’ll definitely be posting some ficlets and whatnot now that I’m freed up for the summer. My mind strays to writing a lot when I’m bored. I’ll post the Sam-related ones on my RP blog, but link them through this one~

@ Illy

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:36:37 -0400

I do write! Typically fic isn’t my thing, but I wasn’t getting all the satisfaction I wanted from my RP blog. That and I could mindlessly write fic while in class..

I also have a Sam RP blog, haha. I’ll get it started back up on Sunday, most likely.

samuel—rodrigues: starexorcist: Jetstream Sam? More like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:09:30 -0400

samuel—rodrigues:

starexorcist:

Jetstream Sam? More like Jetstream CUTIE am I right guys?

“Wolfyyyyyy-“

SAM AND WOLFY <3

~~i should probably finish my half completed Sam ficlet~~

Everything is giving me MGR feels..

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:24:32 -0400

~~Everything is giving me MGR feels..~~

I’m about 1,000 different kinds of done with this pizza job. NOTHING EVER GOES RIGHT ANYMORE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:37:00 -0400

I’m about 1,000 different kinds of done with this pizza job.

NOTHING EVER GOES RIGHT ANYMORE AND MY BOSS IS A TOOL.

I’ve been here for three years. That’s long enough to move on to something better, right? Even though I graduate in December..

</UGH JUST IGNORE ME WHILE I BITCH>

cyborgraptor: cyborgraptor: Bye this is dumbest thing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:16:06 -0400

cyborgraptor:

cyborgraptor:

Bye this is dumbest thing ever
wildcrisis I blame u

OK NVM ME I’ll just reblog it thank u r-d-f-a

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

hypocriticalasshole: wildcrisis replied to your post: buruaisu-doragon replied to your photo:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:56:47 -0400

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis replied to your post: buruaisu-doragon replied to your photo: Guys……..

Armstrong still thinks he’s “about as American as french fries”. And therein lies the humor, since those are quite American, and so is Wolfy.

In the Armstrong DLC,…. After a series of triumphs, Armstong loses to the incumbent, when it is revealed that his great grandparents were canadian.

ANYTHING BUT CANADIAN GOOD GOD
HE’D RATHER BE PART MEXICAN
I feel bad for saying things hehhehshshshs

wildcrisis: vampy-vamp: [x] (more Bladewolf behind the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:52:00 -0400

wildcrisis:

vampy-vamp:

[x]

(more Bladewolf behind the cut)

Seeing Cyrap’s Raiden/Bladewolf combo made me remember this! I can’t draw, but I can reblog pretty things.

Can I mention the ankle knives seem MUCH more effective on a model like this rather than his current one?

WHAT NO YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

vampy-vamp: [x] (more Bladewolf behind the cut) Seeing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:32:00 -0400

vampy-vamp:

[x]

(more Bladewolf behind the cut)

Seeing Cyrap’s Raiden/Bladewolf combo made me remember this! I can’t draw, but I can reblog pretty things.

Can I mention the ankle knives seem MUCH more effective on a model like this rather than his current one?

hypocriticalasshole: MetalGearRising Fandom….. I’ve had a terrible week….. and tomorrow promises...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:24:17 -0400

hypocriticalasshole:

MetalGearRising Fandom….. I’ve had a terrible week….. and tomorrow promises to get worse. I turn to you for entertainment and escapism.

Please post cool things so I can stop worrying about IRL stuff.

I can’t promise much entertainment from work, but I’ll tryyy. Provided it stays slow enough.

Though, I dunno if it’d make you laugh or not, but I nearly pissed myself laughing after I considered Armstrong’s incumbent-cyborg-enemy in his DLC calling in a Metal Gear Statue of Liberty..

Unless...: DLCs

Thu, 16 May 2013 04:48:00 -0400

Unless...: DLCs:

maion-dela:

hypocriticalasshole:

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the…

You forgot the part where he has to dodge shoes and condemn all that is unamerican.

Metal Gear AMERICA: The Road to Presidency.

R-01 Fundraising

R-02 The Primaries

In the final battle, you fight the incumbent in a bloody death match for the oval office.

Oh yeah, by the way, the incumbent happens to be an eight-foot-tall cyborg who attacks you with parts of the White House itself.

Wait for it …

…

The incumbent is an eight-foot-tall cyborg who attacks you with parts of the white house, and after being diminished to half health, rockets in the Statue of Liberty and reveals that he’s modified it into a Metal Gear.

AMERICA

Unless...: DLCs

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:35:00 -0400

Unless...: DLCs:

hypocriticalasshole:

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the…

You forgot the part where he has to dodge shoes and condemn all that is unamerican.

Metal Gear AMERICA: The Road to Presidency.

R-01 Fundraising

R-02 The Primaries

In the final battle, you fight the incumbent in a bloody death match for the oval office.

I’m sobbing tears of laughter. So many things are unamerican to Armstrong. You probably lose health for each one you forget to point out.

When out in public your weapon of choice is your ability to give speeches, and your sub weapons include good writers, footballs, pamphlets and stickers, and an army of funding.

BUT OHMYGOD METAL GEAR AMERICA

DLCs

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:03:04 -0400

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the final boss is the University of Texas vs. University of Oklahoma football game. Armstrong will dominate and destroy the Red River Shootout

The inaction half is just repeated button smashing to keep his rage levels low, and whilst wandering around DC, he’ll pick up right wing pamphlets, like Raiden picking up nanopaste, that placates his rage levels for a few mins before it starts to rise again. The mini bosses will be Senate meetings in which he must stop bills from passing (move set: Filibuster! Pigeonholing! Veto!) whilst resisting his urge to go on a nano-rage fueled rampage.

Armstrong would only onsite for final troucings, and the achievements for this section include the dismembering of Monsoon, the curbstomping of Sundowner and the bitchslapping of Mistral.

It’s possible that through Armstrong’s backing of his alma mater, the UT football team is jsut as nanofueled as he is, and the red sun sets on the tattered remains of the OU team. They’ll be feeling that one for generations.

We need DLC’s for all the major characters.

I forgot my favorite part! The one where you’re going to events and you have to dodge women who want you to kiss their babies!

DLCs

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:38:00 -0400

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the final boss is the University of Texas vs. University of Oklahoma football game. Armstrong will dominate and destroy the Red River Shootout

12085: All aboard the freedom mobile. MGS5 come quick so Rising...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:53:22 -0400

12085:

All aboard the freedom mobile.

MGS5 come quick so Rising may remain nothing but a confusing dream.

/SOBS FROM LAUGHTER

@ puppy-chow

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:08:22 -0400

Woah, someone else that knows about facial tumor disease? kfdsjfks!

No cure yet, unfortunately. But, they released 15 healthy devils onto Maria Island late last year, and there was an update at the end of last month on their condition. They’re flourishing! So far, 15 pouch young have been noted, and only one devil death; in a collapsed wombat den. They’ve essentially already doubled their population (as all the females haven’t been counted yet, there’s potentially more young out there!).

They’re planning on releasing 15 more devils onto the island late this year. These devils have some of the best genetics out there, which is really important as devils are known for their poor genetics. If no cure is ever found for this disease, and devils go extinct on Tasmania, it’s good to know that we have strong insurance populations we can use to keep this animal around for years to come.

I just wish someone would have noted a decent carrying capacity for this Island :| Trying to figure one out myself is driving me insane.. (I’m modeling this population with various parameters for a final project in my population dynamics class).

[x] Apologies, I need this amazing fanart of a favorite...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:36:00 -0400

[x]

Apologies, I need this amazing fanart of a favorite character of mine, from a god awful game, on my tumblr.

djfkdJFKDJFSKDf Nero <3

That awkward moment where, the day before your term project is due, you stumble across new...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:28:48 -0400

That awkward moment where, the day before your term project is due, you stumble across new information that makes you have to COMPLETELY REDO EVERYTHING.

….

djjfkdsjfSDSDKF

On the upside, I have good news for anyone that loves tasmanian devils!

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:17:12 -0400