maion-dela:

hypocriticalasshole:

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the…

You forgot the part where he has to dodge shoes and condemn all that is unamerican. 

Metal Gear AMERICA: The Road to Presidency.

R-01 Fundraising

R-02 The Primaries

In the final battle, you fight the incumbent in a bloody death match for the oval office.  

Oh yeah, by the way, the incumbent happens to be an eight-foot-tall cyborg who attacks you with parts of the White House itself.

Wait for it …

…

The incumbent is an eight-foot-tall cyborg who attacks you with parts of the white house, and after being diminished to half health, rockets in the Statue of Liberty and reveals that he’s modified it into a Metal Gear.

AMERICA

hypocriticalasshole:

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”.

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the…

You forgot the part where he has to dodge shoes and condemn all that is unamerican. 

Metal Gear AMERICA: The Road to Presidency.

R-01 Fundraising

R-02 The Primaries

In the final battle, you fight the incumbent in a bloody death match for the oval office.  

I’m sobbing tears of laughter. So many things are unamerican to Armstrong. You probably lose health for each one you forget to point out.

When out in public your weapon of choice is your ability to give speeches, and your sub weapons include good writers, footballs, pamphlets and stickers, and an army of funding.

BUT OHMYGOD METAL GEAR AMERICA

hypocriticalasshole:

wildcrisis:

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”. 

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the final boss is the University of Texas vs. University of Oklahoma football game. Armstrong will dominate and destroy the Red River Shootout

The inaction half is just repeated button smashing to keep his rage levels low, and whilst wandering around DC, he’ll pick up right wing pamphlets, like Raiden picking up nanopaste, that placates his rage levels for a few mins before it starts to rise again. The mini bosses will be Senate meetings in which he must stop bills from passing (move set: Filibuster! Pigeonholing! Veto!) whilst resisting his urge to go on a nano-rage fueled rampage. 

Armstrong would only onsite for final troucings, and the achievements for this section include the dismembering of Monsoon, the curbstomping of Sundowner and the bitchslapping of Mistral. 

It’s possible that through Armstrong’s backing of his alma mater, the UT football team is jsut as nanofueled as he is, and the red sun sets on the tattered remains of the OU team. They’ll be feeling that one for generations. 

We need DLC’s for all the major characters. 

I forgot my favorite part! The one where you’re going to events and you have to dodge women who want you to kiss their babies!

I really want an Armstrong DLC.

Half of it consists of boring meetings and you must contain Armstrong’s desire to smash all these “limp dick lawyers”. 

The other half consists of beating the shit out of the Winds so they’ll come work for you.

And the final boss is the University of Texas vs. University of Oklahoma football game. Armstrong will dominate and destroy the Red River Shootout

12085:

All aboard the freedom mobile.

MGS5 come quick so Rising may remain nothing but a confusing dream.

/SOBS FROM LAUGHTER

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Apologies, I need this amazing fanart of a favorite character of mine, from a god awful game, on my tumblr. 

djfkdJFKDJFSKDf Nero <3

That awkward moment where, the day before your term project is due, you stumble across new information that makes you have to COMPLETELY REDO EVERYTHING.

….

djjfkdsjfSDSDKF

On the upside, I have good news for anyone that loves tasmanian devils! 

(Source: ohyoucrawledoutofthesea)

hypocriticalasshole:

OKAY the bladewolf DLC came out…. why is everyone still dead? did we all play it? was it good? 

Isn’t it amazing that Mistral can get more screen time and still remain about as likeable as an appendectomy? 

I am that much more relieved that Raiden killed her…. seriously….ewww.

I PLAYED IT all in one sitting because ffff if I didn’t finish it the moment I started playing, it wouldn’t get finished until this weekend and that is UNACCEPTABLE!

I’ve just been working on my term project because I am laaaame.

BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD! I love the way Wolfy moves, and I could go on about that for daaaays! The way he trots and runs, the way his tail sways, the fact that he CURLS UP TO GO TO SLEEP when you don’t move for a while. It’s too amazing. 

I saw much more of Mistral than I’ve ever wanted to. ASS-SHOT, ASS-SHOT, ASS-SHOT! Good lord, they like to make it a point that they didn’t give her a lot of those during the main game. 

Also, new Wind! Well, technically old Wind? But it doesn’t matter because he only appears TWICE. 

But yes, very good DLC overall. Gave me lots of sad Wolfy feels. I’m glad he got to hang out with Sam and Raiden cause ffff  Mistral was a total bitch.